-This was frustrating for a while-

The Top Hat

A top hat you must take seriously

For only the great wear it proudly

It's not a joke, not very silly at all

Oh, but careful, it's so likely to fall

You can wear it smugly on a train

Or an opera, thus fitting the mood

It will protect  you from the  rude

And  rain, most definitely  the rain

A top hat is an agreeable necessity

To that you should and would agree

Take it from the experts of the wearing

The head piece is clearly worth bearing

What are you waiting for? Buy one or two, buy three or four

To be dapper, be debonair, don the top hat, these days so rare