Ten Steps to Becoming an American Teenager
(I really don't know what I'm talking about)
- Trick yourself into thinking you don't care.
- Never look an adult in the eye.
- Get all the necessary items, or else you're not really a teen or cool: Ipod, cellphone(something expensive, definitely), permit/license, facebook, email, ect…
- Complain. A lot.
- Your inspiration should come from video games and movies.
- Never let those earbuds leave your ears.
- Go with the flow, but be your own person. Can you do that?
- All your trusty knowledge should come from Wikipedia, Urban dictionary and Google.
- Hate your parents, they do nothing for you. They just feed, clothe, house… yeah, whatev.
- rite like this its rlly cool u mite look stupid if u dont
I'm not going to be a teenager next year, so I thought I might have room to vent talk.
hahaha. I'm glad I wasn't too much like that.
ReplyDeleteoh goodness it always peeved me so much when i would hear people i knew say "i hate my parents". i just wanted to smack'em
ReplyDeleteHehe. Yessir.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree, except for a few things I think are necessities...
ReplyDeleteEmail (C'mon, it good, just abused. Yes, I mean CHAIN MAIL!)
License (Necessary for work, most of the time, and a job is good)
Phone(When driving, away from home.You don't need to have that new $300 phone, I have a razr... you remember those? :P )
Not a necessity, but Google and Wikipedia are very useful :P Urban Dictionary.... not so much
:D
Hehe.... people can do without them ;)
ReplyDeleteSome of them may eventually be necessary, but I don't like it when anyone is teased for not having their permit/license, email or phone. It bothers me to heck.
Texting is what's unnecessary ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd we only tease you because we love you :P
Haha... not just me, silly. I'm the least of my worries in that area =)
ReplyDeleteAlthough, it is comforting to know that the people who tease me love me, to be sure.
Hehe.
ReplyDeletePeople need help.